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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where all levels of bizzarro behavior have seemed to become the norm.

Maybe it’s true about our municipal water systems having been laced with LSD (Millennials, ask your parents about LSD).

Seriously, based on what we’re seeing, you either have to shake your head in wonder (Millennials, that’s the same as SMH) or, take a step back and have a few laughs at how stupid the world has become.

And that’s why – every week – we publish our Sunday Funnies for you…to put things into perspective and hopefully bring a smile to your face.

So, before we start poking fun at this week’s headline grabbers, we want to point out that if you feel this edition of the Sunday Funnies is biased, congratulations…you’re right.

We also use this platform to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see it as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in…especially over the next several months.

We Don’t Pass On Opportunities

Suffice it to say we refuse to overlook opportunities to poke fun at certain Headline Grabbers…which sometimes gets us censored.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

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If Orwell Were Alive Today…

 

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They’re Still Trying to Convince You That THEY Call the Results of the Election

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The Effects of Home Schooling During the 2020 Lockdown…

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After FOUR YEARS of Assault on Trump and Now a Trump Accountability Program…

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When you Combine Irony and Hypocrisy You Get…

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And Just Like That…They Now Say “It’s Time to Heal.”
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When All of a Sudden, Mathematical Impossibilities Become Possible
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Things We Openly Don’t Want to Admit, But…
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As the Old Saying Goes, “What Goes Around, Comes Around.”

 

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We Officially Nominate Elon Musk to Represent America at the United Nations
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What Would Your History Teacher Say About This?
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Orwell Coined the Phrase “Doublespeak” in the 1940s. Today, We Introduce Leftspeak.
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Counting the Votes in 2020
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Cause and Effect…More Proof Why We Need the 2nd Amendment
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More Proof that White People – Thinking They’re Being Cool – Come Across as Really Stupid
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Why Hard-Working People Don’t Want Government Handouts
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  How Turkeys Live to See Another Thanksgiving

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Certain Mayors in Certain Liberal Cities Are Telling You to Restrict Your Thanksgiving Dinner Guests and/or Cancelling Thanksgiving
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The Media Trying to Call the Election is Nothing New
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Even Alfred Gore Was President-Elect for a Few Days
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Let’s See How the Leftists Feel About This
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Fact Checking Has Been Around Since…
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Another Reason to Make Everyone Provide an I.D. in Order to Vote
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A Belated R.I.P. to Sean Connery…The Premiere James Bond…and the Only Bond to Have a Successful Career After Leaving the Bond Franchise

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Money Couldn’t Lure the Real James Bond.  Just Ask Stephen Jobs
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How Could the LGBTQ Crowd Get Offended by This?
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Did You Notice that No One is Dying From the Flu in 2020?  Hmmmm!
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You Go First.  No, YOU Go First.
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Upon Seeing Another Depressed Skinny Dog – wearing The Cone of Shame and About to Jump in Front of a Car – Spike Barks Out Encouragement: “Hang in there Brother…This Election is Far from Over.”

That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

It’s Not Just About Finance.

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See you next week…

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