Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, everyone’s favorite WOKE city (San Francisco) is now paying people to not shoot each other.

LMAO!

This is clearly another example of how Capitalism works.

No, I’m not making this up.

SF will now pay individuals $300 each month to not be involved in shootings.

So, does that mean you could go down to City Hall and say: “I was thinking of shooting my neighbor, but I didn’t. So can I get $300, please?”

Meanwhile, they haven’t put 2 and 2 together.

Rising crime is due to their destruction of jobs, crazy lockdowns, and demands for vaccines.

Ah, but I digress.

Places like SF are beyond help.

And it’s best to let then eventually feel the consequences of their perverted ways.

I’m talking about honoring little 9-year-old-boys who dress up as girls and twerk in front of groups of homosexual men for money.

Oops!

I digressed again.

Anyway, by now most people are overloaded with Covid-this, Covid-that.

So, we won’t spend too much time on the Greatest cover-up in history to allow Globalist’s world dominance efforts via a fake disease generating multiple BILLIONS of dollars for a select few.

Instead – in our Sunday Funnies –we’ll continue to poke fun at most of the headliners out there.

Which ironically (or NOT) are weekly repeat offenders.

And that’s why we continue to say “…if You’re Not Offended, You’re Not Paying attention.”

Let us remind you that the Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes constantly manufacture distractions to keep you in A Constant State of Agitation.

And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

Because we know that free-thinkers, like yourself, don’t believe all the crap out there.

And it’s healthy to have a good laugh at THEIR expense.

In addition to the headline grabbers, we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

So, as we poke fun at many repeat offenders, we wish to point out that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

So, sit back, top off your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s offerings.

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As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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See You Next Sunday…