Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where last week the Distractions de Jour (DDJ) took on a rather comical note with headlines about the increasing problem of Explosive Diarrhea across the nation was related to “soiled lettuce.”
And apparently it was narrowed down to the lettuce used by Taco Bell.
Acting quickly to minimize the potential damage, Taco Bell executives created a campaign as a quick fix to a messy situation (pun intended) hoping to keep sales from being flushed down the toilet (Sorry/not sorry for the childish humor).
Not to miss out on an obvious opportunity, Republicans jumped on the “Explosive Diarrhea” outbreak theme by using it to smear their least favorite governor, Gavin Newsome.
Ironically (or NOT) …or as luck would have it…the New York Post ran an article about a viral video of Chuck Schumer breaking wind on the Senate floor that was captured by a C-SPAN video…with sound included.
This does not confirm that most politicians are full of (fill in the blank), but it does confirm that regardless of who the culprit is, stories about people farting always seem to draw a chuckle.
Let’s hope for Chuck’s sake that he hasn’t eaten at Taco Bell lately.
And while we are on the subject of fast-food chains experiencing problems or adverse reactions to their mostly unhealthy entrees, we present to you the following “Food for Thought” idea. (pun intended)
Flying under the radar last week, as we get closer to the passing of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) we remind you that this initiative requires the Pentagon and the Israeli Defense Ministry to permanently entangle their forces and defense industries through joint research, weapons co-production, and the sharing of advanced military technology.
And this begs the question…
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
And Speaking of Congress, controversy over the fact that the Israel/America war against Iran has heated up again has prompted Congress to question whether Trump can still wage war without an official act of Congress.
But didn’t they also bring this up when the war (unofficially) started the first time?
Rumor has it that certain political figures are thrilled over the idea of voting for war.
And that is precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.
You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.
Because we have found that using memes (and the Sunday Funnies) is more effective in telling the truth than practically anything put out by the main stream Presstitutes.
Ironically (or NOT) we have found that most people don’t like to do their own research.
And that’s why we do the research and publish memes via the Sunday Funnies to hopefully expose to you the truth in world plagued with lies.
Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.
Why?
Laughter is good for your soul.
And it is healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the Proxy War in Iran (WW3 in Drag).
It’s even more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.
And please remember:
The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.
It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.
And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.
So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.
And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.
As always, we remind you: As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.
And if you are wondering why you are starting to see things from a whole new perspective, just remember, if you’re not delighted with being alive consider that you may be thinking and doing something wrong.
Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…
P.S. The Madness Ends WHEN WE SAY: “NO!”
…and the word WE means a majority.
So, Welcome to the 3rd “Great Awakening” in America during the Roaring 20s of the 21st Century.
And in the process, be sure to question everything while remembering…
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Thinking You Can Avoid “Explosive Diarrhea” by Simply Rinsing Your Lettuce is an Exercise in Fartility…
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FYI…Societies Have Been Dealing With Explosive Diarrhea for a Very, Very, Long Time
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And Even Back Then, Toilet Jokes Abounded
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Scriptures from the Bible Often Serve as a Reminder that You Can’t Depend on Modern Technology as Much as You Depend on God’s Word
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And Paying Attention to Scriptures Can Also Aid in Helping You Attain Better Health…
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The Power Rangers Influence on a Generation is Still Alive and Well
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Does Anyone Remember Growing Up Where There Was Always That One Kid Whose Home You Never Wanted to Visit Because of the Crazy Old Grandma That Lived With Them?
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And Then There Was Always That Fun Kid (Who Constantly Got Into Trouble) Whose Parents Were Actually Lots of Fun to Be Around
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And That Same Kid Probably Ended Up Getting Hired as a Proof Reader for Consumer Survey Companies Trying to Improve Their Questionnaires
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Another Friendly Public Service Announcement for Those Considering Buying an Electric Vehicle
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We Like to Think Our Public Service Announcements Assist in Helping the Public See What’s Really Going on “Behind the Curtain”
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Because When You Truly Become Aware of What’s Going on, the Media Portrayal Should Evoke the Following Reaction
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Kids Today Will Never Understand the Fun We Had Before Cell Phones and Video Games
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And Before We Had Cell Phones and Video Games, We Entertained Ourselves With Drive-In Movies
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How Cracker Jack has Evolved to Keep Up with Today’s Standards, Instead of the Tiny Plastic Whistle That Kids Used to Choke On
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Looking Back, We Always Thought it was Cool to Own a Batman Water Pistol
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It Appears that Christopher Nolan’s New Movie “The Odyssey” (with costs up to $375 million) is Not Seeing the Kind of Success They Anticipated. And if You Are Wondering Why…
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When You Encounter a Thief With a Sense of Humor
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What do the Following Three Have in Common?
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People Who Complain About ICE Agents Are Clueless When It Comes to Awareness
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Israel’s Reasoning for Waging War With Iran Is Nothing New…And History Proves it
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Remember When We Used to Think That Putting a Series of Old Car Tires Over Your School’s Flagpole Made You a Hero…But Now…
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A Message for ALL Dads Out There…
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And for All You Doggo Lovers Out There…
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.
Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).
As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.
We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.
And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2026 “The Year of Living Dangerously” and beyond (HERE).
In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.
Caution: They may get offended.
But even if they aren’t offended, show them this:
