Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where if you are not offended by what’s going on in the world today, you will be offended by this week’s funnies.
And maybe it’s just a coincidence that today happens to be the Ides of March. But we believe it is rather timely.
Because In Case You Missed it… The Ides of March (March 15) is considered unlucky primarily because it’s the date Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 BCE by senators fearing his power, an event immortalized by William Shakespeare with the warning, “Beware the Ides of March,” making it a symbol of betrayal and doom.
And speaking of betrayal and doom… we can officially forget about “Draining the Swamp.”
And speaking about coincidences, on Thursday it was announced that the Proxy War in Iran (WW3 in drag) has people questioning if our government is bringing back the draft because of the Proxy Iran War (WW3 in Drag).
In a word…YES.
But it’s far more subtle than the last draft call from 1972.
How?
Back then all men/boys between the ages of 18 and 25, were required to sign up for selective service within 30 days of their 18th birthday.
Failure to register was a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment.
But…and this is a very, VERY, big BUTT…
This will change on Dec. 18, 2026, when eligible men will be registered automatically using data from other government databases,* thanks to the National Defense Authorization Act passed in December 2025.
(*Note: other government data bases include, Facebook, Instagram, X, Tinder, LinkedIn, most social media networks, Alexa, Smartphones, Tablets, RING Doorbells, etc. And a special thanks to Palantir’s efforts for ramping it all up.)
Flying under the radar this past week (thanks to distractions from WW3 in Drag)… Ted Cruz * is showing his true colors and is officially on record condemning the phrase ‘Christ is King’ as antisemitic.
But! But! Isn’t Cruz a Christian? (or phony Christian)
(*Note: Cruz is one of 525 Senators who receive AIPAC money)
Could it be a coincidence that Creepy Cruz is frontrunning for the Israeli Coalition Members who are planning to make speaking about Jesus in public ILLEGAL?
And speaking of Jesus, have you ever wondered…
This will be Ted Cruz in the not too distant future…
And that is precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.
You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.
Because we have found that using memes (and the Sunday Funnies) is more effective in telling the truth than practically anything put out by the main stream Presstitutes.
Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.
Why?
Laughter is good for your soul.
And it is healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the Proxy War in Iran (WW3 in Drag).
It’s even more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.
And please remember:
The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.
It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.
And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.
So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.
And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.
As always, we remind you: As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.
And if you are wondering why you are starting to see things from a whole new perspective, just remember:
Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…
P.S. The Madness Ends WHEN WE SAY: “NO!”
…and the word WE means a majority.
So, Welcome to the 3rd “Great Awakening” in America during the Roaring 20s of the 21st Century.
And in the process, be sure to question everything while remembering…
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“We’re Running Out of Stock…So Order Yours Now, While They Last”
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Kids Today Will Never Know the Struggle…
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The Latest (and Probably the Most Effective) Form of Protesting War in Iran
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The Argument for Pre-Emptive Strikes Goes Something Like This…
Well, I just saw a spider, and rather than wait for it to bite me, I crushed it. Ethical? I don’t know. Moral? Questionable I guess if you think animals have rights. Stupid? Well, the spider never did hurt me so, mission accomplished? And Soon to Be Repeated
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While Everyone Was Focusing on WW3 in Drag, Congress Did What They Do Best and It’s Called Cover You’re A**
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And Speaking Of Congress…Jasmine Crockett Continues to Show Off What a Wonderful Example of Stupidity Looks Like
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Ironically (or NOT) Street Talking Thug Wannabe Crockett Has Fulfilled Her Image Now That She Is…
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To All the Dedicated, Loyal and Awesome Firefighters Out There…
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What do Preachers, Thieves, and DJs Have in Common?
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How to Tell if Your Dog (like certain Politicians) Has Switched Over to The Dark Side…
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Taco Bell’s New Menu Item Fulfills a Long Sought After Multi-Purpose…Pure Genius!
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Kids of All Species Are All Alike
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Do You Think You’re the Only One Who Knows How to Ham it Up in a Photobooth?
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Longing for the Good Old Days…
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Operations Epic Fury (AKA Operation Epstein Files) Has Been Confusing for Many of Trump’s Most Trusted Cabinet Members
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From the “That’s So Punny” Category…
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Speaking of Punny…Here’s How Women Responded to Each Other Before the Internet
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If You Are Over the Age of 10, This Has Probably Happened to You and You Wondered Why It’s Called Your Funny Bone
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Maybe It’s a Coincidence But Why Does Chuck Schumer Continue to Channel Joe Biden?
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As We Are Wont to Say: “History Repeats Because the Passions of Man Never Change.”
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And If History is Any Indicator…(And it Is)
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The New Netflix Rendition About the Two Pennsylvania Teenagers Enjoying Abnormally Warm Weather in New York?
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And Speaking of Pennsylvania, Who Would’ve Thought That Senator John Fetterman Would Turn Out to Be the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer?
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From the Oh, the Irony! Category…
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Medical Advice for Those Who Are Prone to NOT Listen to Your Doctor
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Why the Media Presstitutes Don’t Want You to Know About This (HINT: we actually bombed silhouettes of vehicles on pavement)
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When Everything in the World Seems Like Too Much to Handle…
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One Great Reason to Stay Socially Active
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.
Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).
As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.
We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.
And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2026 “The Year of Living Dangerously” and beyond (HERE).
In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.
Caution: They may get offended.
But even if they aren’t offended, show them this:
And remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.
And be sure to tell them…
We’re Not Just About Finance
But we use finance to give you hope.
“And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
~John 8:32~
See You Next Week…
