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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Happy Easter

“He is Risen”

 

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies where this past week our Resident Brandon continued his dominance of the headlines by attempting to shake hands with imaginary people at the end of his speech.

 

 

 

 

 

And it was almost as funny as the video of a bird pooping on him at a speech in Iowa.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And he even issued a new executive order that he claims will ease your pain at the gas pump.

But what he doesn’t say is how it will surely damage your car beyond repair.

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile Elon Musk continued his torment of the Twitterati crowd by threatening to dump all of his Twitter stock if they don’t accept his bid to buy them for $41.39 Billion.

 

The Meltdown Continues as Twitter Scrambles to Change Its Logo

 

 

 

 

 

And the Fact that Liberals Are Openly Showing Their Hatred Towards a Real African-American (Musk) Proves How They Are the True Racists…LOL!

 

 

 

Shootings across the country from Sacramento to New York managed to eek out a few headlines as the Liberal Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes made sure they didn’t offend anyone over a black supremacist who was posting on social media about “Killing Whitey.”

 

Check the Chart…

 

 

 

And with so many creative distractions fabricated by the media Presstitutes, stories like the pedophiles in Disney, the CoronaHoax, Pfizer’s ongoing record breaking multi-billion-dollar fines, etc., seem to be ignored by the mainstream.

But not by us.

And that’s precisely why we write the Sunday Funnies.

As you know by now, the Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

So, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

And we believe that every now and then it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

As a result, we’re looking into solutions to keep our Sunday Funnies available to you while working around those who would rather silence us.

And the fact that we’ve stepped on someone’s toes is seen as a compliment from all of us at FinancialsMatter.com

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s funnies.

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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It’s Truly Amazing How People Still Support a Company That’s Paid Billions to Cover-Up How Their Drugs (Covid-19 Vaccines) Have Maimed or Killed Thousands of Young and Old People

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Drug Companies Typical Solution to Problems vs Common Sense Solutions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How to Use “Woke” Ideas/Terminologies to Get Along With Your “Wokester” Friends

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why Can’t Homosexual Teachers Understand This?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ironic, Isn’t it…When We Have the Sacramento Mass Shooting Accompanied by Media Silence?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How’s That “We Don’t Need More Police in Subways” Working Out?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And This Weeks Top Public Service Award Unanimously Goes to…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How Our Resident Brandon is Dealing With Commodity Shortages…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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News Rachel Madcow Didn’t Report This Week

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A New and Exciting Way of Pandering to Feminist/LGBTQA Crowd

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This Should be Self-Explanatory

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gee, Whiz!  Maybe I’m in the Wrong Profession

 

 

 

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Should Bezos Be Concerned?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another Glaring Example of Liberal Hypocrisy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If you understand this picture, then you understand how the game is played.

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”

~George Carlin~

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Before Everyone Starts to Worship Elon Musk as the Man Who Brought Free Speech Back to America, Consider This…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In Case You Missed it…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Simple, Yet Profound…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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They Hate the Label…Almost as Much as They Hate the Truth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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While We’re On the Subject of Hating the Truth…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Combination of Age, Alcohol, Drugs, and Dementia Starts the Countdown…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Math is Simple.  What’s Difficult is Accepting the Thought That We All Got Screwed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Irony is When You Combine the Printing of $8 Trillion to Cover-Up the Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on Mankind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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While We’re On the Subject of The Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on Mankind…This is What Phase Two of Lockdowns Will Look Like

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Has This Happened to You?

If So, Congratulations…You’re Not a Sheep

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Kudos to Texas Governor Greg Abbott Who Followed Up On His Promise

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When Your Kids Start Asking You Why Easter is Celebrated by Worshipping a Bunny, Show Them This…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

And we thank you for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on.

Why?

Because we really appreciate you reading our funnies and/or daily posts.

At the same time, we truly resent the idea of being censored.

And YOU should too.

However, if you want to see our NSFW funnies you can always find them (HERE).

Why?

The Boyz don’t censor paid subscriptions.

And that’s why we can get away with more radical memes/cartoons/viewpoints than the regular Sunday Funnies.

 

 

 

 

 

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We definitely love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2022 and beyond (HERE).

 

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/category/in-plain-english/

 

See You Next Sunday…Hopefully

 

Happy Easter

“He is Risen”

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