Occasionally you run across something that’s too funny not to share.
And this is why we’re sharing an article we found in the Babylon Bee – a very clever and funny group of writers – that sums up the mentality of the extreme leftist ideologies regarding the CoronaHoax and its effects on the sheeple.
And more it’s confirmation that some of the best humor is based on reality…or an exaggeration of perceived reality.
Heck, you may even know someone like the characters in this story.
And if you do, by all means, share this with them.
So, without further ado…
Too Funny Not To Share
Leftist Who Keeps Taking COVID Tests Says He Can Quit Anytime
January 3rd, 2022 – BabylonBee.com
RICHMOND, VA—A local family held an impromptu intervention for their son, Richard Chag, 35, who has been taking up to 24 COVID tests a day.
“I can quit anytime I want!” screeched Richard. “I’m not out of control! You’re all out of control! I’m going to cancel you from my room!”
The family first became concerned after Richard’s nose fell off.
“He said it was just a drug problem,” informed his mother, Olivia Chag. “But then I started to notice Q-Tips piling up in the trash. [My husband] never cleans his ears so I was immediately suspicious.”
“I just don’t understand it,” admitted Richard’s father, George Chag. “I’m a proud Democrat. I sat him down to explain ‘the Covid and the bees,’ but I just wanted him to wear a mask when he drives—not go insane!”
Though the initial intervention proved unsuccessful, his loving family isn’t giving up on him.
“We’re trying to explain to him that this is an incredibly deadly virus and his life is never going to be the same again,” said his mother, Olivia Chag. “But then—I don’t know where I was going with this. Mask up, I guess.”
“Right, mask up,” agreed his father, George Chag. “With at least three masks.”
At publishing time, Richard Chag was rejected by a local rehab center due to a fever.
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