I can already hear the haters screaming Blasphemy! How dare you talk about the Gospels in reference to money.
Hold on a second.
With the exception of Jesus (the Prince of Peace) making a whip, kicking over tables, and running the moneychangers out of the temple, the bible talks about money more than most topics.
And believe it or not, theres ample proof in scripture that God wants you to prosper.
But lets not go there now, lest you or someone else blows a fuse.
Instead, lets start with the word Gospel.
Most people are unaware the Greek word for Gospel is translated Good News. (Its actually a superlative meaning Nearly too good to be true news).
So, the subject line could read The good news according to Goldman Sachs.
There, does that make you feel better?
The only problem with that is that the Gospel according to the Vampire Squid means that its only good news for Goldmanites. And theyll be the first to tell you how their criminal activities are all part of doing Gods work.
We wrote about that in detail (HERE).
You dont have to do a lot of research to realize that Goldmans tentacles are in everything and anything that smells like money. But if youre really curious, start by Googling Goldman Sachs Corruption. Youll have plenty of material to read.
Now, lets get back to the Gospel and how it can help you avoid being the Squids victim when the markets really start to get crazy later this year.
*Note—Since the depression, the Squid has been responsible for most of the major bubbles created in the financial world. (Read about it HERE).
But the Big Enchilada has already been set in motion and all the moneychangers are in on the game.
Learn how to Connect the Dots (HERE). And be sure you have some extra whips on hand.
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