Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where this past week HollyWeird gave birth to an “Instant Classic Meme” in the form of a fake tough guy slapping a foul-mouthed comedian in front of roughly 15 million viewers (a record low) at the Oscars.

Proving (once again) how Americans are easily distracted by elite pedophiles who are desperate for attention.

Former Oscar host Ricky Gervais weighed in with:

Suffice it to say we’ve seen thousands of memes of this totally staged event and will continue to do so well into the future.

One of our challenges this week was trying to keep from making the entire Sunday Funnies based on “the slap” which was a cheap copy of a Batman meme.

So why was this staged?

Maybe it’s because Will Smith – who has become the epitome of the cucked Western man as his wife has been openly cheating on him with rapper wannabe August Alsina – desperately tried to restore his manhood by supposedly slapping Chris Rock.

Or Maybe it’s because Pfizer – WHO SPONSORED THE OSCARS – staged “the slap” to spotlight G.I. Jada Pinkett so they could promote the release of their newest drug “Alopecia.”  *

(*Note: There has been no confirmation that G.I. Jada actually has Alopecia)

Or Maybe, JUST MAYBE HollyWeird’s elite pedophiles have stooped to new lows in advancing their perverse agenda.

Why?

They know that the sheeple will be easily distracted from Stinky Joe’s advancement of World War III…Or possibly distracted from a Pedophile Friendly judge about to become a Supreme Court Justice. 

Oscar Update:

Will Smith apologized for the “the slap.”  And – in a half-baked effort to appear ‘magnanimous’ – resigned from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

And that’s more of a joke than Jussie Smollett’s fake hate crime…but Hollyweird loves it.

Ironically (or NOT) the Oscars aired one day after the Stinkmeister made his inflammatory remarks about Russia and Putin.

But that’s precisely why we write the Sunday Funnies.

And we’re seriously thinking about changing the name to the Sunday – You Can’t Make This Stuff Up – Funnies.

And as you know by now, the Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

So, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

And we believe that every now and then it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

As a result, we’re looking into solutions to keep our Sunday Funnies available to you while working around those who would rather silence us.

And the fact that we’ve stepped on someone’s toes is seen as a compliment from all of us at FinancialsMatter.com

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s funnies.

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

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Before Jumping Ship to a Lucrative Career and MSNBC, Peppermint Patti “Walks Back” One Last Statement

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Of Course, It’s Putin’s Fault

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The impartial FBI having been given a laptop with hundreds of crimes being committed refuses to act on any of them

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The New and Improved Version of BLM

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Not Trying to Be Sarcastic Here, But…

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Parents Defending Their Kids vs HollyWeird

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The Oscars Witnessing The ‘Birth of a Meme’

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Why Do People Love Fake Violence and Yet Ignore Real Violence?

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How Black Privilege Differs From White Privilege

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Ironically (or NOT) Picking One Often Brings About the Other

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It May Not Have Been Putin’s Fault but It Was Definitely Trump’s Fault

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Another Politically Correct Term for Perversion

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And the King of All Groomer Awards Goes to…

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Another Reason Why You Should Boycott Disney

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Look, Kids! …New Disney Releases Coming in the Summer of 2022

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Disney Execs Are Proud to Reveal the New (and WOKE) Mickey Mouse

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Things Evolve for A Reason

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This Week’s “Oh, the Irony” Winner Goes to…

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Switching Over to the “Lighter Side” …

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A Clever Name/Title to Inspire Others to Think More Highly of Themselves

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Another Glaring Example of Your Hard-Earned Tax Dollars at Work…Afterall, It’s All About the Science, Right?

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And While We’re On the Topic of Science…

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And Let Us Not Forget the Science of Genders

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Forgive Me, Sister Mary Catherine, but Anyone Attending Catholic Schools – back in the day – Can Site Numerous Examples of Nuns Exploding

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At Last, the Mystery is Solved

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Something Only Cat Lovers Can Appreciate

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

And we thank you for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on.

Why?

Because we really appreciate you reading our funnies and/or daily posts.

At the same time, we truly resent the idea of being censored.

And YOU should too.

However, if you’re interested in seeing our NSFW funnies you can always find them (HERE).

Why?

The Boyz don’t censor paid subscriptions.

And that’s why we can get away with more radical memes/cartoons/viewpoints than the regular Sunday Funnies.

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We definitely love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2022 (HERE).

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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See You Next Sunday…Hopefully