Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

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Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where while the price of oil continues to rise, food prices are skyrocketing, and we’re experiencing empty shelves at the grocery store, the media minions – directed by their Wall Street Overlords – continue to ignore the obvious.

Instead, they focus on Social Justice Warriors (SJW) screaming victory over NFL coach Jon Gruden (aka: Chucky resembling the maniacal movie doll) being forced to step down over leaked emails showing him using “racist tropes, anti-gay slurs, and misogynistic opinions.”

Normally we could care less about what happens to these Highly Overpaid Diva’s/Coaches/Athletes.

But in Chucky’s case, and even if you cheered his resignation, the fact that the NFL went through over 650,000 emails and he was the only person to have his communications leak has to rank as an astounding, if not, troubling coincidence.

Ironically (or NOT) in some of those emails Chucky blasted NFL commissioner Roger Goodell…including those using ugly slurs.

Hmmm!

I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that NFL revenues AND ratings are rapidly approaching their lowest levels in over four decades?

Rightfully so.

But that’s another reason why we publish the Sunday Funnies…to poke fun at the headline grabbers.

Because we know that free-thinkers, like yourself, don’t believe all the crap out there.

And it’s healthy to have a good laugh at THEIR expense.

In addition to the headline grabbers, we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

And by now you should know that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s offerings.

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As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

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Since It’s Almost Halloween, the NFL is Probably Looking Over Their Shoulder For…

That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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