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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Happy Independence Day

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where hopefully today you’re going to celebrate the fact that – despite all of our nation’s problems – we still live in the greatest nation on the planet.

Period.

And if you haven’t received your recent orders for F-15s and nukes, please be patient as reliable sources tell us that backorders are being filled on a first come first serve basis.

In the meantime, we suggest that – those of you who’ve already received your orders – you please refrain from using your F-15s or nukes as part of your fireworks display.

And in case you missed it, last week’s headline grabbers (and wannabe headline grabbers) created many of their own fireworks displays.

As a result, we have waaaayyyyy too many funnies to share with you this week.

And most of them fall into the “You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up” category.

Oh!

And let’s not forget how Facebook has gone full blown Nazi and is now urging their users to identify extremists… just like the Fascists in Germany back in the 1930s.

With that in mind and since today IS the 4th of July, we’re increasing the number of funnies in this week’s batch for your holiday reading and sharing with friend’s enjoyment.

As usual, we caution you that some people might get offended at what we publish.

But – and as we are wont to say – “If You’re Not Offended, You’re Not Paying Attention.”

At least for now – or until the Big Tech Censorship Boyz shut everyone down – we enjoy the freedom to offend those whose feeeellwinngggs are hurt by us pointing out issues that often fly under the radar.

At the same time, we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

However, this IS the Sunday Funnies.

And without you (our dear readers) none of our funnies – or other posts/articles – would exist.

So, a hat tip to all of you who read and share our work with friends, family and even those who take offense of our collective viewpoints.

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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Be Sure to Check eBay and Amazon’s “Delays in Shipping Column” Before Ordering

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Kids and Dads Alike Share the Joy of a New Toy
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He’s Right, You Know!
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It’s Official…Facebook is Following in Hitler’s Footsteps
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Another Clever Way FB Uses the Word “EXTREME” Against You
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When Friends Don’t Let Their Other Friends Post on FB
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Võ Nguyên Giáp was an army general in the Vietnam People’s Army During the Vietnam War. And Giáp has been called one of the greatest military strategists of the 20th century.
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As If On Cue, We’re Starting to See Controversy Over Olympic Trials
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And More Controversy From Another Pathetic Athlete Who Thinks People Actually Care What She Thinks.

P.S. Third Place is Second Loser

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How to Improve Viewership at the Olympics
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We’ve Often Compared Jeff Bezos with Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers Movies. And Now His Rocket Confirms Our Suspicions
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We All Know That Feeling
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When Desperate Dogs Call the K-9 Hotline…
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When Your Farts Force the Phrase “Cut the Cheese” to Change to “Cut the Onions“. Or Tear Gas.
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How (and Why) America Becomes More Like England Every Day
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This Makes Absolutely NO Sense Whatsoever…Unless You’re a Globalist Promoting Experimental Vaccines for Kids.
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Orwell Was Right.  And This is a Page Right Out of Animal Farm That We’re Witnessing in Real Time Today.
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In “RoboCop“, the year is 2028 and multinational conglomerate OmniCorp is at the center of robot technology.  Maybe Science Fiction Isn’t So Crazy After All
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Remember When Puzzles Used to be Fun?
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Summer is Back And So Is…
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And Remember, This is An Extra Long Weekend

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Those Darn Kids Today and Their Strange Music
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How to Make Sure Your Kids (and Grandkids) Aren’t Brainwashed by the Globalists Agenda
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And Don’t Forget to Emphasize to Your Kids About the Globalist Absurdities Trying to Force You Into Submission
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When Our Kids Look Back on This Century’s Version of “The Roaring 20s”
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Are You Missing All Those Mean Tweets Yet?
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When Given an Ultimatum, There’s Always Another Option
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Ironic, Isn’t it, How This Same Man Predicted We Would Have a World Wide Web 30 Years Before it Happened?
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Let’s Give Credit Where Credit is Due
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The Second Amendment Has Always Meant That the Playing Field Has Been Leveled
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Another Reason Why Kids Today Are Confused…
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Meanwhile (and Unlike the Elegant Prior First Lady) Jill O’Biden Makes the Cover of Vogue…to Help Hunter, of Course.
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To Honor Kamala Harris’ Valiant Effort to Control the Border Crisis, Hollywood is Making a Sequel to the “Alien vs Predator” Movie
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One Thing All Dads Have in Common…
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Wait! What’s That Cackling Sound in the Background?
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After You’ve Touched Door Knobs in Public Places…
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When No One Appreciates Your Kind Gesture…
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Even Squirrels Recognize How Crazy Our World Has Become
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When Your Friend Says: “Yes, I’d Love to Join You for Mexican Food…But I’m Only Going to Eat the Chips.”
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When People Ask Me: “Where Do You Come Up With So Much Material for the Sunday Funnies…?”
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see the CDC’s latest response to the newest “Delta Variant” strain of the CoronaHoax…

 

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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See You Next Week…

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