Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Abusrdities Funnies, where we’re seeing more and more absurdities that are trying to pass as normal.
We don’t believe that ABNORMAL is the new normal.
So, we’ll just use that as opportunities to post more absurdities in our Funnies.
Why would we do that?
Glad you asked.
Most comedians will tell you they get their material from observing everyday life that happens to them and around them.
At FinancialsMatter, we do the same. But we’re not comedians.
However, our staff’s somewhat twisted sense of humor is a contributing factor to what we see as funny.
If you’re offended at our attempts at humor, please understand that we use the Sunday funnies as a two-fold means of communication.
- We poke fun at the headline grabbers…hopefully to put a smile on your face.
- We use our content to raise your awareness of events or people that often fly under the radar.
As a result, we offend some people.
But if you’re not offended then you’re NOT paying attention to what we find obvious.
And if you’re offended then you should definitely NOT read our Just Askin’, Did You Know, and Tin-Foil Times columns in our monthly newsletter.
And let’s not forget the Perpetual Political Ploys that plague any sense of what we used to call normal.
So, in addition to our usual host of regulars – including the folly of inept politicians, CoronaFraud propaganda, government screw-ups, fear mongering, gun control, and some outright silly stuff that we find funny – we’re gonna cross the line on some issues that you may find offensive.
As always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.
And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.
Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.
Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…and certainly NOT by Racist Chumps like LeBron.
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How “Loving, Peaceful Little Girls” Settle Disputes
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Of Course, Every Teenager Who Murders Others With a Knife Obviously Has to Be a Loving, Peaceful, Motherly Type…Just Ask Their Mom.
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Oh No! Millions Are Switching to Pepsi
It’s Called PEOPLE PURCHASE POWER.
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.
Unless, of course, you want to see more memes that are more offensive, crude, funnier and more distasteful than our normal PG rated ones.
If so, you can find them every month in our Just Askin’, Did You Know, and Tin-Foil columns (HERE).
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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.
Caution: They may get offended.
But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.
And be sure to tell them…
We’re Not Just About Finance.
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