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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where in the past we would feature certain memes and cartoons under the “You Just Can’t Make This Up” (YJCMTU) category.

Ironically (or NOT) it seems like everything we come across these days falls into the (YJCMTU).

It’s almost as if we wake up every day and wonder, “How much more bizarre can things get?”

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

And then we check out what’s going on around the world and wish we hadn’t asked that question.

The breathtaking speed at which sooooo many things are changing at times seems surreal.

Is it just us, or does anyone else out there feel as if we truly have entered The Twilight Zone?

The headline grabbers have morphed into attention whores.  And they never miss an opportunity to get in your face.

Speaking of attention whores, Alexandria “Cow-Fart” Cortez has joined ranks with Jussie Smollett with her claim about how she felt her life was in serious danger in the Capitol building on January 6th.

But she wasn’t even there…LMAO!

And like poor Jussie’s claim hoax – of being a victim of a hate crime after he was attacked by two Nigerians at 2:30 A.M. on a cold January night in Chicago – we wonder if Ms. Cowfart-Cortez will get the same attention that Jussie got from – another attention whore – Kamal Harris, who boldly claimed Smollett was the victim of a ‘modern day lynching’.

But I digress…

This IS the Sunday Funnies.And we’re here to hopefully bring a smile to your face while simultaneously poking fun at many of the headline grabbers out there.

There’s no doubt we have an abundance of material/characters to poke fun at.

Reckless Abandon

And, as we are wont to say; we’ll do it with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

Or, at least until the Big Tech Censorship Bandits try to shut us down.

And, as always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

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Even “Smudge the Cat” Knows a Fraud When He Sees It

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When You Realize That Everyone Knows You’re a Fraud So You Become Like Jussie Smollett Hoping Kamala Harris Will Bail You Out.

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Unlike the Covid Whores Who Demand That You “Believe the Science,” We Found How Science Disproves Itself…LOL!

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Speaking of Science, Here’s How a Microscopic Virus Cough! CoronaHoax, Cough!) Sees a Mask
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How Many Sheeple Do You Think Actually Believed Dr. Fraduci’s Latest Claim?
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For All of You Enjoying the Global Warming Across the USA, Remember…
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Carl hears the Chilling Background Laughter of Bezos, and Zuckerberg… “ MMwwwaaaaaahhaaa, MMMWwwwaaahaahaa, MMMWWWWAAAAHAAAHAA
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When You Realize (Like Carl Above) How Every Electronic Device is Spying On YOU…
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Immigrants With a Sense of Humor
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And It’s Only Been 18 days…LOL!
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Social Justice Warriors Get a Dose of Reality
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The Number of O’Biden Fans Waking Up to Reality Will Only Increase From Here…
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Punxsutawney Phil Reminding Us of The Dark Shadow That Most People Have Forgotten
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Comedians Who Don’t Age Well
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The New Logo/Slogan for BLM and the World Economic Forum (WEF)
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The Preparation ‘H’ Leader Promoting His Agenda 2030
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Problem Solvers Are Impervious to Criticism
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It’s Probably Too Late for the Reddit Rebels to Figure This Out, However…
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Some People Just Don’t Understand Fashion
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How Obamacare Improved Your Life
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How to Drive a Vegan Nuts…
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Eventually We All Reach That Age Where…
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Nothing Like Samuel L. Jackson combining Scripture with the 2nd Amendment.
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We’ll Need More Samuel L. Jackson Types if This Group Wins The Nobel Peace Joke
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Now That I’ve Bilked Hundreds of Billions from the Government, I’ll Use Their GREEN New World Order to Bilk Trillions….MMMMWWaaaaaaHaaaHaaa!
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Jimmy Always Hated When Uncle Earl Came to Visit
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Finally, the Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes Accurately Reflect Their True Personalities
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Like Most Teenagers, Adolescent Cats Are Concerned About Their Future
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How to Shut Up the Neighbor’s Nasty Yapping Dog
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Rex and Spike Recalling Childhood Memories
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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And remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

It’s Not Just About Finance.

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