Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where last week Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Lost her re-election bid marking the first time a Chicago mayor has lost a re-election in over 40 years.

And is anyone surprised that she blamed the cause of defeat on racism and sexism?

Funny How Racism Exists (Or Doesn’t Exist) Whenever it Suits a Foolish Democrat

Lightfoot, who claimed last year to have the biggest dick in the city had this to say about her defeat:

“You will not be defined by how you fall. You will be defined by how hard you work and how much you do for other people.”

And, in Lightfoot’s case, she will be defined in Chicago by the following headlines:

• “F**k Clarence Thomas!” Shouts Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot During Pride Parade
• Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Granting Interviews “Only To Black Or Brown Journalists”
• Did Chicago Punish Car Dealership Rocked By $1 Million Theft After Lightfoot Called Owner An “Idiot”?
• Chicago’s Ex-City Attorney Brands Mayor Lori Lightfoot A ‘Disaster’ After $2.9 Million Settlement Over Botched Police Raid
• Chicago Homicide Crisis Worsens as Mayor Lightfoot Fails To Quell Violence
• Illinois Sheriffs Reject Mayor Lightfoot’s Urgent Plea To Cover Police Shortage In Crime-Hit Chicago

After taking a lot of heat for his 30 second bit on SNL, actor Woody Harrelson branded big pharma as a ‘cartel’ forcing its drugs on people with government consent. 

Harrelson later said: “The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media…”

Immediately proving him correct the media responded with:

Hmmmm!

Maybe more people are actually waking up than we thought.

It’s a start…and way to go Woody.

In other overlooked news, former Fed Chairman Janet “Mrs. Doubtfire” Yellen, secretly snuck over to Ukraine last week telling Zelensky how we’re going to supply him with another $10 Billion.

And this was after he said it’s time for American kids to start dying over Ukraine.

Question:  Who is advising this evil man?

Answer:  The same advisor he’s had since 1999.

Meanwhile the Pentagon is scrambling to find out the whereabouts of most of the military equipment we’ve already sent to Ukraine.

So, as corruption abounds – especially in the most corrupt country on the planet (Ukraine) – we’re seeing history repeat itself but from an opposite perspective.

And speaking of history repeating, we found another gem to remind us of our history…courtesy of Timothy McVeigh as retribution for the Waco, Texas mass murder… thanks to Janet Reno who ordered it, and Bill Clinton who approved it.

And, of course, the Neocons are screaming:  It’s either Putin or Trump’s fault.

But that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.

Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.

Why?

Laughter is good for your soul.

And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

And please remember:

The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you: As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

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What Will NBC do Now???

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When Someone (Cough! Lori Lightfoot, Cough!) Plays the Race/Gender Card…

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You Cannot Help But Sense a Bit of Irony Here, Courtesy of Humor from the 1970s…

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And Speaking of the 1970s, How Many of You Can Relate to ‘Captain Kirks’ Misunderstanding of Lyrics from a Popular Song Back Then?

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And From the Greatest Era of Music… (Millennials, Ask Your Parents/Grandparents About Pink Floyd)

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Just to Be Fair, The Good Old Days of Great Music Did Have Some Drawbacks

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Cookout Enthusiasts a Few Years from Now

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Show This to That One Friend/Family Member Who Reminds You that You Shouldn’t Lie

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You Know You Have Your Dad’s Sense of Humor When…

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Why We Haven’t Heard Anything About Fetterman Since He Checked Into a Rehab Facility?

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Like the ‘Bad Penny’ That Keeps Showing Up…Does Anyone Really Care About These Attention Starved Whores?

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And Here’s for All of You “Conspiracy Theory” Advocates Who Believed…

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Just a Reminder That These Things Take Time

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Ironically (or NOT) Even Our Critics Are Starting to Admit We Were Right

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However – As Was the Case Three Years Ago – We Still Have Those ‘Nut Cases’ Who Want You Comply to Their Madness

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Hmmmm!  Is This in Addition to His $35 Million Mansion in Miami?

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The Irony of Hatred Against White People

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As Liberals Start to Realize How Evil the Comedian/Pimp/President of Ukraine is…

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What Young Gullible Biden Voters Have to Look Forward to…

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During the NFL Offseason, Debate Heats Up Over Having More Women Referees…

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Another Reason to Boycott Companies Who Decided to Go ‘Woke’

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Our Current State of the Nation Summed Up by “Leave it to Beaver’s” Parents… Again, Millennials Check with Your Parents about “Leave it to Beaver”

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Now That February is Finally Gone, Let’s Welcome in “March Madness” With the New ‘Unofficial’ Theme for the Month

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).

And throughout the Political Chaos of 2023, you can rest assured we’ll poke fun at many of the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual.

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2023 and beyond (HERE).

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance…but we use finance to give you hope.

See You Next Sunday…