Sick Jokes (Pun Intended) About Kung-Flu

As fear escalates over the Wuhan Coronavirus – allegedly causing the stock markets to take a beating – we thought it’s time to share with you some meme’s our loyal readers are sending us.

Normally we save these for the Sunday Funnies.

However, seeing how the Whores-of-Babble-On Presstitutes are saying that the Kung-Flu is a pandemic, when in fact it’s not, we’re publishing some funnies to hopefully help you keep things in perspective.

And right about now we could use some perspective when you listen to the hysteria coming out of China.

Seriously, this reminds me of the Bird Flu wannabe pandemic…see Friday’s email (HERE).

We remind you that Wall Street uses anything necessary – even tragedies – to cover their tracks…especially when they’re backed into a corner.

This time the corner is the REPO market.

You know…the one we’ve been talking about since September? (Read about it Here).

By the end of this week you won’t hear a word about the REPO market.  But you’ll be overwhelmed by the coverage of the Coronavirus that’s gonna kill almost everyone on the planet.

And that’s precisely why we’re posting some funnies today instead of waiting until Sunday.

We’re certain that some of you will be offended by the following meme’s but it won’t cause us to lose any sleep.

That’s why we like to say “…If You’re Not Offended, You’re Not Paying Attention.”

Cue up the random sampling of our readers submissions:

Winnie the flu

Getting chicken chow mein

Chinese cough from the kitchen

Cannot infect you without your consent

Kung Flu fighting

Calling in sick tomorrow

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Calling in sick sounds like a great idea to me.

However, if your boss doesn’t believe your Coronavirus story, tell him you have a problem with your eyes.

When he says: “What’s the Problem?”

Say: “I just can’t see myself working for you anymore.”