David Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunk fame) is credited for the lyrics of the “Witch Doctor” song. (circa 1958)
Is there anyone out there old enough to remember: “I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you…”?
The song is a classic, yet today it’d be labeled as racist.
C’MON MAN!
Is everything offensive to today’s snowflakes?
Let’s not go there.
Instead, let’s look at how Seville’s lyrics describe some of the finding of todays modern-day “Witch Doctors” (i.e. Global Warming alarmists).
(If you’re offended already, then you should stop reading this email).
The die-hards pounding the table over global warming don’t even believe in global warming. They’re using this platform to reduce the population.
Huh!
Yes, you read that right.
They’re closet believers in the “Malthusian Trap” (The Malthusian trap or population trap is a condition whereby excess population would stop growing due to shortage of food supply leading to starvation. Wikipedia).
That’s why they constantly lobby government to overregulate society.
In return, our government encourages them because it gives them more ways to increase our taxes.
The Witch Doctors don’t believe in 1) cycles in population, 2) cycles in disease (plagues) and 3) improvements in technology, especially in the production of food.
Instead, their analysis is biased, one dimensional, and doesn’t consider anything outside of what they want to believe.
And when you present them with data to back up the cycles of the earth, you get a response like:
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
walla walla bang bang
If we haven’t offended you thus far, be sure to read Coldest Winter in Almost 140 Years (HERE). And a report we wrote last year titled: Global Warming, The Biggest Scam of the 21st Century…so far (HERE).
And share this with a friend…especially if they believe the Witch Doctors.
They may not like it but it might just open their eyes.
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