More ‘Strange but True’ Predictions for 2024

Unlike most Financial publications we shy away from subjects like “The Top 10 Predictions for This Year” articles. Instead, we prefer the strange but true predictions.

Let me explain why.

Most of the Gurus and Guru wannabes out there base their “crystal ball predictions” on hype that’s designed to get you to Zig while they Zag.

In other words, their carefully scripted “predictions” are created by their Wall Street overlords.

Why?

To lull you into a sense of false security about what direction the markets are headed.

And, as always, the boyz need the 99% to be wrong in order for the 1% to make fortunes…at your expense.

Ironically (or NOT) if you looked back on most of the guru/wannabes predictions in the past, you’ll find that the majority of them failed.

Most Guru Wannabes said the markets will crash.

For that reason – and mostly for the fact that we know that the market doesn’t care about your feelings or what you think – we shy away from most Jim Cramer-like forecasts.

Strange But True Predictions

And based on how weird the world has become – especially in the last three years from the CoronaHoax, Climate Change, WW3 – we find it far more entertaining to make predictions based on the folly of the far too many stupid people making headlines.

As a result, we’re predicting that you’ll see headlines in 2024 like:

1. Men Break Every Record Ever Held in Women’s Sports
2. Harvard Gender Studies Professor Discovers FIVE New Pronouns
3. Climate Change Blamed on BREATHING.

1. Ghislaine Maxwell’s ‘Black Book’ Leaked…Will Be Released Next Year
2. Obama Releases New Memoir
3. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre’s Standard Answers for Every Question is Racism, White Supremacy, Covid or Climate Change
4. No Child Born in 2024 is Named Brandon 
5. How Everyone Becomes a Billionaire With Bitcoin
6. Another $150 Billion More and Ukraine Should Win…Honest

1. Obama Releases Another New Memoir…Again

Ironically (or NOT) our headlines may or may not be true or even strange.

But one thing we can say for certain is that 2024 will catch most people off guard.

Especially when it comes to “head fakes” in the markets.

So, don’t take the bait.

Instead, get ready to prosper AND thrive in Turbulent Times in 2024 by reading our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

In every issue we teach you how Wall Street operates behind the curtain… and how to profit from it.

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