Just When You Thought it Couldn’t Get Weirder…

…Along comes PETA saying “Hold my Beer.”

We probably should’ve titled the email:  PETA is Trying to Stop People From Being Racist Against Chickens.

This is not a joke!

But this is truly laughable.

In an effort to be politically correct, the boys and girls at PETA have put out a list of “PC” phrases to combat what they’re calling “Speciesism” as in racism toward animals.

C’MON, MAN!

I can’t imagine animals being offended at some of the names they’re called or phrases that are dubbed “Hate Speech.”

However, it was only a matter of time before some weirdo(s) decided it was time to defend the defenseless animals against angry white men (aka: white terrorists) who are looking for ways to intimidate, degrade, and discriminate against.

Lol!

From PETA we submit to you the following:

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

Based on their social justice platform, I have one question to ask PETA.

Are you saying there’s more than one way to skin a cat?

Just askin’.

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