May 2019 Newsletter

“I knew I should’ve sold everything in May and sat on the sidelines. Why do I make the same mistake every year?”
Sound familiar?
It’s the common woe of many investors who wrongfully believe the saying “Sell in May and Go Away.” (We cover that this month).
It’s a favorite topic of financial presstitutes and the TV court jesters…the majority of whom have never been traders.

What’s a Fat-Tail Put Option?

Option players, please be patient while I try to explain this to non-option investors “…In Plain English.” First, let me start with an example/quote about a Fat-Tail Put Option: If one offered investors a fat tail put option that never decays or expires, costs...

Which Market Runs Out of Money First?

By now you should be aware that the good ole’ USA is in debt to the tune of over $21 TRILLION. It’s mathematically impossible to pay off our debt. But Wait! There’s good news here if you’re willing to look for it. We constantly look for good news and this case we’ve...

Socialism…A Conspiracy of Losers Against Achievers

Contrary to popular leftist beliefs, socialism is dying because governments have made promises they cannot keep.  Unfortunately, this process only inspires violence (Cough! Venezuela, Cough!). In the past, people believed in “the system.” They actually believed...

Shame On You, BYU (Brigham Young University)

The recent graduation speech of BYU’s valedictorian (focusing on announcing to the world that he was gay) was an exercise pure in narcissism. Normally, a valedictorian speech is supposed to be about the entire graduating class, not just the valedictorian. They...

April 2019 Newsletter

Growing up as a small-town boy from Ohio, I clearly remember hearing the expression “Oy Vey!” and wondering, “What the heck does that mean?” Fast forward to April 2019 and I’ve concluded that “Oy Vey” is the perfect way to describe where we are today. Seriously, not only is 2019, The Political Year from Hell breaking new bizarre barriers, it’s taking on a life of its own fueled by hatred.

No White Men Allowed in 2020

One of the funniest/ironic political themes among liberals today is the fact that Bernie Sanders is leading in the polls. And now we have “Creepy Joe” Biden supposedly coming on strong to challenge Bernie. (We wrote how the Dems have already thrown “Creepy Joe” under...

R.I.P Notre Dame

It’s truly a shame that the iconic Notre Dame (which took 200 years to build) suffered so much damage from a fire that “authorities” still can’t seem to pinpoint how it started. Hmmmmm! But what really bothers me is the lack of coverage of numerous other Christian...

Someone Out There Really REALLY Hates Us.

First of all, we want to apologize if (over the last few days) you experienced trouble or got some weird message from our website.  (No one visiting our site was affected by it). Second, we’re happy to say that we resolved the problems by putting in the latest...